For all my friends preparing to celebrate Thanksgiving with family and friends this week, I thought I would share my Thanksgiving Doodle Day #10 along with a few turkey jokes and a heartfelt Thanksgiving wish...
JOKES
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
They use FOWL language.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
What do you call an evil turkey?
Poultry-Geist
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus?
Gobbleheads.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Goblet.
MY THANKSGIVING WISH
by Donna L Martin
To loved ones near or far,
And those dear to my heart.
For family staying at home,
And friends living miles apart.
From my house to yours,
My heartfelt wish for you,
Is lots of love and laughter,
Now and the whole year through.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
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Jokes for Thanksgiving, how appropriate...they're so CORNy.
ReplyDeleteLol...I was pretty sure you'd enjoy these, Janet!
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